1. 2 years ago 

   Welcome to the age of excessive experimentation in the name of science and discovery!

   Contrary to what most of you believe, us modern-day zombies or drugged zombies aren’t like the old barbaric walking dead you see in films and read in books. We have evolved into creatures of a different kind unlike anything you have ever seen or heard of— Something radical, something strangely enigmatic.

   Now, I could probably conclude that we are the by-product of the excesses of human experimentation on hybrid chemicals and drugs but i’d rather say that we are a step ahead of the human evolution process, we are an early glimpse of the inevitable putrid future. YOUR inevitable putrid future. The terrifying result of the never-ending quest and need of the human species to create and manipulate.

   Welcome to the age of excessive experimentation in the name of science and discovery!

   Funny how people tend to panic in times of disorder and distress, funny how the only possible solution mankind can think of in case something went terribly wrong is to simply “put a lid on it”. Put a lid on it? On flesh-eating undead beings? You gonna need a LOT of “lids” to stick into all our brain-hungry mouths I tell ya.

   Yes, we are being hunted down by these hallucinogen-addicted people called scientists who created us. Crap. Fucked up our DNA and now we are unwanted pieces of experimental junk.

   FUCK IT.

   Forget what you’ve been told, forget everything you know. We are here. We are the undead and we are dead-set to do what is in our nature to do which is EAT YOUR BRAINS!

   Welcome to the age of zombies.

   - The Drugged Zombie

2. Notes

ROT & ROLL EVERYONE!
I am The Drugged Zombie, an undead being with an insatiable appetite for human brains.
I decided to start this blog to share my fuckin' life as a zombie with all you yummy human-folk so you can get a glimpse of what it's like to be like us, you know, DEAD.
We have evolved from your everyday moaning and grunting flesh-eater to undead brutes with consciousness. Still, we are just as highly infectious as before, as ruthless like in the movies and hungry as ever!
If you're new to my blog feel free to look around, you might find something you like. There are tons of stuff here I find amusing and entertaining and who knows, you might want to get infected with the rot & roll zombie virus and join us in instigating a zombie-pandemonium! If not, oh I'll just eat your brains for breakfast.
- The Drugged Zombie

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