1. Notes: 23 / 2 years ago  from chimpgoods (originally from dyketr0n)

   why are zombies good at oral sex?

   zombienice:

   phosphorescence:

   because they’ll eat anything you put in front of them.

   Absolutely.

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      LOL CYNNIE THE TAGS THE TAGS

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      brandneweyes-:neontig3r:zombienice:

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      Really ? i thought cause theyd eat you out [;

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      neontig3r:zombienice:

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ROT & ROLL EVERYONE!
I am The Drugged Zombie, an undead being with an insatiable appetite for human brains.
I decided to start this blog to share my fuckin' life as a zombie with all you yummy human-folk so you can get a glimpse of what it's like to be like us, you know, DEAD.
We have evolved from your everyday moaning and grunting flesh-eater to undead brutes with consciousness. Still, we are just as highly infectious as before, as ruthless like in the movies and hungry as ever!
If you're new to my blog feel free to look around, you might find something you like. There are tons of stuff here I find amusing and entertaining and who knows, you might want to get infected with the rot & roll zombie virus and join us in instigating a zombie-pandemonium! If not, oh I'll just eat your brains for breakfast.
- The Drugged Zombie

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