Posts tagged "michael jackson"
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Notes: 18 / 8 months ago
Michael Jackson has the honor of creating a whole new specie of zombies.
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2 years ago
10 Ways To Find Out If You’re A Zombie
1. You’d rather eat human brains than cheeseburgers or pizza.
2. You fear shotguns or any explosive device and chainsaws too.
3. The only thing you can say is “Aaaargh..” (Which is zombie-speak for “I want brains..”) plus other grunts and moans.
4. Industrial soap can’t do shit, you still stink (Your body is decomposing. Duh).
5. Tattered clothes will do cos you lost your sense of fashion.
6. You have no need for lipstick, your lips are always blood-red.
7. You want to dance like Michael Jackson and you got the Thriller moves down pat.
8. People are running away from you even your own mother!
9. Your wife/husband left you cos you tried to eat them.
10. Sexlife: Zero
If you answered ‘Yes’ from 1-10 then you moved up the evolution process, congratulations! You are a zombie.
(But if you only answered ‘Yes’ to #7, then you’re just probably a dancer or a Michael Jackson fan or a Cebu state prison dancing inmate.)
-TheDruggedZombie
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2 years ago
I don’t actually need to comment on this one.
It pretty much speaks for itself.
How many times do I have to tell you that Billie Jean is a boy?
And the ‘kid’ is his pet monkey.
guffaw.
I am The Drugged Zombie, an undead being with an insatiable appetite for human brains.
I decided to start this blog to share my fuckin' life as a zombie with all you yummy human-folk so you can get a glimpse of what it's like to be like us, you know, DEAD.
We have evolved from your everyday moaning and grunting flesh-eater to undead brutes with consciousness. Still, we are just as highly infectious as before, as ruthless like in the movies and hungry as ever!
If you're new to my blog feel free to look around, you might find something you like. There are tons of stuff here I find amusing and entertaining and who knows, you might want to get infected with the rot & roll zombie virus and join us in instigating a zombie-pandemonium! If not, oh I'll just eat your brains for breakfast.
- The Drugged Zombie
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