Posts tagged "sex"
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Notes: 2 / 2 years ago
My Blood Bitches.
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2 years agoFollow Tumblr's only drugged zombie and get your regular fix of undead morbid madness
A ZOMBIE POEM
I am a zombie and I am dead
I’d like to eat that brain inside your head
I wear tattered clothes and my body stinks
Cos I really don’t care what everyone thinks
Blood is usually splattered all over my face
Proof that I’d like to eradicate the entire human race
Oh it’s nothing personal if I eat you now
If I won’t then my other zombie friends will do it somehow
So next time you see me walking down the street
Better start running coz I can hear your heart beat
No room for errors when a zombie’s chasing you
If we do we’ll turn you into human cordon bleu
- The Drugged Zombie
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2 years ago
Undead scorchers for all you hot-blooded zombie-maniacs, compiled by your friendly neighborhood drugged zombie.
Enjoy.
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2 years ago
Yes sweetheart, you taste good but brains just taste a tad better.
I can’t help it, I am a zombie.
I have different needs now.
So lemme see: Sex, brains, sex, brains..
Hmm.
BRAINS!(ok maybe the sex is still good, yes?)
I am The Drugged Zombie, an undead being with an insatiable appetite for human brains.
I decided to start this blog to share my fuckin' life as a zombie with all you yummy human-folk so you can get a glimpse of what it's like to be like us, you know, DEAD.
We have evolved from your everyday moaning and grunting flesh-eater to undead brutes with consciousness. Still, we are just as highly infectious as before, as ruthless like in the movies and hungry as ever!
If you're new to my blog feel free to look around, you might find something you like. There are tons of stuff here I find amusing and entertaining and who knows, you might want to get infected with the rot & roll zombie virus and join us in instigating a zombie-pandemonium! If not, oh I'll just eat your brains for breakfast.
- The Drugged Zombie
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