Posts tagged "zombie"
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Notes: 6 / 8 months ago
Been on vacation for quite some time now, but the druggedzombie is back and I brought my whole zombie posse with me—ready to tear through your flesh and eat you with our bare hands!
Let go of that shotgun. It won’t do you no good. Get infected!
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Notes: 18 / 8 months ago
Michael Jackson has the honor of creating a whole new specie of zombies.
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Notes: 301 / 8 months ago from chimpgoods (originally from crashburneffect)
Brain itchy. Must scratch.
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Notes: 21 / 2 years ago
Zombie justice to all zombie-kind!
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2 years ago
Zombie Barbie loves brains more than Ken.
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Notes: 11 / 2 years ago
Live long Spock and may your Vulcan zombie kin prosper.
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Notes: 1 / 2 years ago
Zombie escalator. Nice ride.
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Notes: 8 / 2 years ago
Best advice ever.
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2 years agoLive after your death, get infected and follow me
ROT & ROLL EVERYONE!
I am The Drugged Zombie, an undead being with an insatiable appetite for human brains.
I decided to start this blog to share my fuckin’ life as a zombie with all you yummy human-folk so you can get a glimpse of what it’s like to be like us, you know, DEAD.
We have evolved from your everyday moaning and grunting flesh-eater to undead brutes with consciousness. Still, we are just as highly infectious as before, as ruthless like in the movies and hungry as ever!
If you’re new to my blog feel free to look around, you might find something you like. There are tons of stuff here I find amusing and entertaining and who knows, you might want to get infected with the rot & roll zombie virus and join us in instigating a zombie-pandemonium! If not, oh I’ll just eat you brains for breakfast.
- The Drugged Zombie -
Notes: 2 / 2 years ago
Zombie Nightmares
In case you were wondering, yes we zombies get nightmares too. I know millions of people get zombie nightmares that send their yummy hearts racing (ooh the taste of a human heart, the blood just squishes out as soon as i dig my teeth into it.. mmm, juicy) but zombies, although we don’t have a beating heart (we’re DEAD, remember?) get frightened too especially high-ranking, enlightened zombies like me coz we know what these weapons are capable of unlike our lower-class counter-parts you know, the I-just-want-to-eat-you type of zombies often seen in movies. So anyway, you know what scares us the most?
SHOTGUNS!
Those 12 gauge zombie killing machines sends shivers down our rotten spines!
Now there’s so many kinds of shotguns available to you humans it’s sickening: there’s the Auto Loader which after the first shot, is ready to shoot again with no action required by the shooter beyond pulling the trigger. Then there’s the Single-barrel Shotgun which is well-balanced and effective but not much of a threat though coz large horizontally-challenged zombies could usually take a shot from one of these sissies. But the most explosive shotgun of all, the one that has destroyed dozens of my fellow zombies, the one that gives us serious nightmares is the Over/Under Double Barrel! Now these bad boys come with single triggers and offer a very fast second shot, faster than an autoloader since no time is wasted while the action cycles. In simpler terms, these MoFo’s pack some serious punch!
So there.
Next time I’ll tell you about our other nightmares— Chainsaws and Carrot Top.
- The Drugged Zombie
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Notes: 2 / 2 years ago
The Drugged Zombie hearts ALICE
I am The Drugged Zombie, an undead being with an insatiable appetite for human brains.
I decided to start this blog to share my fuckin' life as a zombie with all you yummy human-folk so you can get a glimpse of what it's like to be like us, you know, DEAD.
We have evolved from your everyday moaning and grunting flesh-eater to undead brutes with consciousness. Still, we are just as highly infectious as before, as ruthless like in the movies and hungry as ever!
If you're new to my blog feel free to look around, you might find something you like. There are tons of stuff here I find amusing and entertaining and who knows, you might want to get infected with the rot & roll zombie virus and join us in instigating a zombie-pandemonium! If not, oh I'll just eat your brains for breakfast.
- The Drugged Zombie
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